Profiles
Here are some descriptions for characters from the simpsons.
Family Members | Other Characters
Professor Frink
Job: Springfield's resident inventor
I.Q.: 199 ... 198 ... 197
Inventions: Floyd, The "poiuyt", Matter Transporter, Chess-Master, Deathray,
Frinkahedron, Bobo-Fett, AT-5000 Autodialer, Gamble-Tron 2000, Flying Motorcycle,
and Hamburger Earmuffs... (There are of course more)
Comic Book Store Guy
Age: 45
Weight: 180 lbs.
Height: 5' 10"
Job: Owner of Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop
Favorite Food: Tacos
I.Q.: 170
Zodiac: Aquarius (hey that is mine, too!)
Krusty the Klown
Full Name: Herschel Schmoykel Krustofsky
Job: Has a TV-Show "Krusty the Klown Show"
Medical File: Near-fatal heart attack in 1986, has a pacemaker, had a triple bypass,
Fact: He isn't wearing makeup
Some of his Products: Krusty walkie-talkies, Krusty Crowd Control Barrier, Krusty Lunchbox
Krusty Brand Cereal, Krusty the Doll, Camp Krusty, Krusty Wall Clocks, Krusty's Brand Atomic Particle Accelerator,
Krusty Brand Vitamins, and Krusty Land
Sideshow Bob Terwilliger
Jobs: Partner of Krusty the Klown, until he framed him. Attempted to kill Bart multiple times, now is in prison.
Full Name: Robert Underdunk Terwilliger
Dreams of: Killing Bart, until recently
Prison Numbers: 24601 and 1211
Mr. Charles Montgomery Burns
Age: About 104
Full Name: Charles Montgomery Burns
Jobs: Owns Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, Burns Construction Co., "Lil' Lisa's Patented Animal Slurry" Plant
Blood Type: Double O Negative
Waylon J. Smithers
Age: Early 40's
Full Name: Waylon J. Smithers
Job: Works for Mr. Burns, not one job just 2,800 small jobs
Sexuality: Gay, but only likes Mr. Burns
Ned Flanders
Age: 60
Job: owns "The Leftorium", was once a pharmacist, principal, marrige conselor, and head of the PTA
Relatives: Maude (Wife), Rod and Todd (sons), Grandma Flanders, Jose Flanders, Lord Thistlewick Flanders
Hates: His parents, the post office, and Maude underlining passages in the bible
Barney Gumbel
Jobs: Barfly, Plow King, man selling things with a diaper, bowling worker (parttime), human guinea pig
Favorite Meal: Old pizza, peanuts, and beer
Friends of: Homer, Moe, and mainly Beer
Fat Tony
Job: Gangster, er... part of the legitimate businessman's social club
Full Name: Anthony "Fat Tony" D'Amico (also known as William "Fat Tony" Williams)
Associated with: Legs, Louie, Don Vittorio DiMaggio, and Bart Simpson (Don Bartholomew)
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