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Profiles
Here are some descriptions for characters from the simpsons.
Family Members | Other Characters
Homer Jay Simpson
Age: 36
Weight: 239-260 lbs.
Job: Saftey Inspector in Sector 7-G
Parents: Abraham Simpson and Penelope Olsen
Other Info: Met Marge in high school by getting her to teach him french. His mother left him with his dad when he was still young.
Other Signs: Three hairs on his head, usually seen in white shirt and blue pants
Awards: A Grammy award, once held first in the SNPP belching contest, and Holds plant record for most years worked in an entry level position
Hobbies: Drinking beer, eating donuts, and sleeping
Drinks: Duff Beer, Billy Beer, Fudd Beer, and Buzz Cola
Drinks at: Moe's Bar
Shops at: The Kwik-E-Mart
Marjorie Bouvier Simpson
Age: 34
Occupation: Housewife, once a police officer, an actress, painter, and criminal
Hair Color: Blue #56
Other Info: Has tried to stop cartoon violence on Itchy&Scratchy, painted Mr. Burns (nude), played a lead role in "Oh, Streetcar!", and stopped a conterfit jeans operation
Other Signs: Her hair makes her quite tall and she is usually seen in a green dress
Favorite Singer: Tom Jones
Criminal record: Stole from the Kwik-E-Mart
Bartholomew Jo-Jo Simpson
Age: 10
Job: Barkeep for The Legitimate Businessman's Social Club
Other Info: Has meet the devil a few times. He also has a police record (see criminal record). He has also met three time soap box derby winner Ronny Beck.
Other Signs: His hair is one of a kind. He is usually seen in a red shirt with blue shorts.
Favorite TV Stars: Krusty the Klown and Itchy & Scratchy
Hobbies: Prank Calls, skateboarding, and writing on the blackboard
Criminal record: As a young boy he lit Homer's tie on fire
Lisa Marie Simpson
Age: 8
Hair Color: Blonde, but she is still quite smart
Other Info: She is one of the better saxophone players in Springfield and has quite a talent with music. She held the title of "Little Miss Springfield" and has had a doll named after her. She also helped Mr. Burns out when he was broke.
Favorite TV Starts: Scratchy and the happy little elves
Secret Love: Corey Masterson
Maggie Simpson
Age: 1
Price: $847.69
First Word: "Daddy"
Other Info: Tried to follow Itchy & Scratchy by trying to kill her father, shot Mr. Burns, and has escaped from home several times
Favorite TV Star: The Happy Little Elves
Hobbies: Sucking her pacifier
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