Ah! The searing kiss of hot lead; how I missed you! I mean, I think I'm dying.Shut up, brain! I don't need you any more, I'm popular now!Welcome to the SPIRIT OF SPRINGFIELD!
As God as my witness, I WILL pass the fourth grade!Did I mention his friend is a talking pie? Ron, you've done it again!Welcome to the SPIRIT OF SPRINGFIELD!
I'm studying for the math fair. If I win, I'll get a brand new protractor.I don't have to be careful! I have a gun!Welcome to the SPIRIT OF SPRINGFIELD!
Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over you, what would you say?
Mr. Hutz, are you aware you're not wearing any pants?Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed? That's the American way.Poor little Maggie... How many mental competency hearings have you been to, in your short life?Bart, remember that talk we had about inviting people to stay with us without asking?
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Welcome to "Who Wants To Be A Simpsons Genius?" Here are 10 questions that range from easy to hard. After you are done, click "Score It!" at the bottom of the page and your answers will be graded. Good Luck!

1. In which sector is Homer the safety inspector?
  Green
  5F20
  Red
  7G

2. What soft drink do the simpsons usually drink?
  Duff Cola
  Clod Cola
  Buzz Cola
  Fudd Cola

3. Which bully enjoys soap operas?
  Dolph
  Jimbo
  Nelson
  Kearney

4. What is the highest mountain in Springfield?
  Mt. Jebediah
  The Little Everest
  Mt. Springfield
  The Murderhorn

5. What is Martin's IQ?
  153
  199
  216
  223

6. Who is Krusty's monkey?
  Mr. Teeny
  Bob
  Mojo
  Krusty II

7. What were Bart's first words?
  Homer
  Don't Have a cow, man
  Mommy
  Ay Carumba

8. What was Moe selling at the flea market?
  Duff Beer
  Lucille Ball Oysters
  His Floor
  Fleas

9. Who owns Shelbyville Nuclear Power Plant?
  Leon Kompowsky
  Mr. Largo
  Aristotle Amadopolis
  Mr. Burns

10. What is Carl's Stonecutters number?
  14
  21
  53
  17

   

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